Chalk Lover Pillows

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Draw your own path."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Go jump in the lake!

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Swing me with your words."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Balloon Surprise

Man painting MOM on boat

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Canadian Canoe.

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."