Chalk Connoisseur Pillows

"Just as I thought - chalk dust! Take a break from clapping erasers!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Dog Walker

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Next Round Indicator

Shaved Ice

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

Spring Water

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Bahrain F1

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"I'm married but I'm separated."

My Philosophy take #74

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

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