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Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

The Anti-Agent

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

The latest in Eyewear.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

'How does this one feel?'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Two men converse secretively

'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Bahrain F1

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"