Cloak Connoisseur Pillows

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

The Anti-Agent

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

The latest in Eyewear.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Moliere

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Charles Dickens.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Bleak House

'How does this one feel?'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Two men converse secretively

'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Bahrain F1

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

Tall major and small page boy

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."