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"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The Cougher

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Bee costume

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Doctor Bartolo

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Don't have a hot flush....

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Face Mask Romance

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Squeal like a pig!

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Covid-19, Mask Up

Tribal masks.