Mask Connoisseur Mugs

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"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The Cougher

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Bee costume

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Doctor Bartolo

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Face Mask Romance

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Tribal masks.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Covid-19, Mask Up

Squeal like a pig!

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."