Cloak-and-dagger Enthusiast Pillows

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Two men converse secretively

Suspicious man following his wife dressed as a woman

A shadow of spies,

The Anti-Agent

". . . of the peephole, by the peephole and the peephole."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Graduate

Zumma Cum Laude

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Fruit Bonnet

Secret Identity Theft.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

NSA

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Graduate.