Digital Cloak-and-dagger Enthusiast Pillows

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

The Anti-Agent

The Computer Bore

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Smartphone Sonogram

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.