Digital Cloak-and-dagger Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

The Anti-Agent

The Computer Bore

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Smartphone Sonogram

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Desert wifi

Statue of liberty selfie

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'