Cloak-and-dagger Lover T-Shirts

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

The Anti-Agent

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

A man washing a mascot costume

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'The knights are drawing closer'

Why giraffes hate winter

The Dandy

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Zumma Cum Laude

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

Lion Costume

'You'll grow into it!'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."