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CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"We're slipping you this decoration, K-43, in recognition of your distinguished service in military intelligence."

NSA

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Anti-Agent

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Runaway Horse

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Support group for sheep.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Dog walking Human.