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"You're a good listener."

"Actually I'm with intelligence, but at the moment I'm working undercover."

The Anti-Agent

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Little boy dragon

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

NSA

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Two men converse secretively

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Your candle has gone out."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Looking Daggers

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Discrimination in marriage

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

A shadow of spies,

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

A woman in a Regency dress