Cloak-and-dagger Lover Prints

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

The Anti-Agent

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'The knights are drawing closer'

The Dandy

Zumma Cum Laude

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Lion Costume

'You'll grow into it!'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Ground score!"

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."