Cloak Admirer Pillows

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

The Anti-Agent

Football Chameleon

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I don't do windows."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

'I think they're up to something.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Jack in the Box

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"You dressed!"

Knight walking a dog.

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Scot holding a heart.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Little Nell as comforter

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'