Cloak Admirer Mugs

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

The Anti-Agent

Football Chameleon

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I don't do windows."

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I think they're up to something.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Scot holding a heart.

"You dressed!"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

Knight walking a dog.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Jack in the Box

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Little Nell as comforter

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.