Clone Admirer Mugs

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

tell me professor what is this cloning about

'I wish I could clone you, Jeff. Then at least you'd be mildly productive.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I don't do windows."

Moby Dick

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Picasso'

Hillary Clinton

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"It's a great work!"