Cloak Enthusiast Mugs

'What cloak of invisibility? Just admit that you missed work yesterday.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

The Anti-Agent

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Fairytale prince and princess

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's the battering classes"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Beware of the Dragon