Cloak Enthusiast Gifts

'What cloak of invisibility? Just admit that you missed work yesterday.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

The Anti-Agent

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"He's his own worst enemy."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Fairytale prince and princess

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'