Cloak And Dagger Aficionado Gifts

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

CIA Goes Back To School.

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

The Anti-Agent

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Cheeze Wiz.

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Hildegard von Bingen

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Zumma Cum Laude

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Knight Vision

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Two men converse secretively

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

NSA