Cloak Connoisseurs Gifts

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Anti-Agent

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Henrik Ibsen,

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

'How does this one feel?'

NSA

Two men converse secretively

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

Maxim Gorky.

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

Tall major and small page boy

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"I'm home, mom...unwrap me!"

Coathooks.

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

A shadow of spies,