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This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A stripe of stockbrokers

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'I like your style. I think we can do business together.'

Fashion world.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'