Clothing Connoisseurs Gifts

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"I'm home, mom...unwrap me!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Joined at the hipster.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"That shirt is so last year."

The Mummy's Purse...

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

A Woman's Conquests.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.