Clothing Connoisseurs Gifts

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"I'm home, mom...unwrap me!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

The Mummy's Purse...

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

A Woman's Conquests.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."