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Health and Safety.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

A stripe of stockbrokers

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"Do you do these in sheep?"

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'I like your style. I think we can do business together.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'