Ink Cover-up Connoisseur Gifts

Jake's Tattoos...we specialize in tattoos over tattoos...before and after.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"I'm in disguise."

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Shakespeare in the clink

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Clandestine cows.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'