Ink Cover-up Connoisseur Pillows

Jake's Tattoos...we specialize in tattoos over tattoos...before and after.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"I'm in disguise."

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

In Disguise.