Ink Devotee Pillows

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Angry Dog Tattoo

I've got half a mind to get one. As my old man would say...that's probably all you'd need.

Man at job interview has spider-web, skull and dagger cartoons on his face. He says: 'I really don't think a few tattoos matter, in this day and age.'

"Just to be sure, before I finish inking, is it a solid, long-term relationship?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Happy Hour

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Penny

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

3:00 pm - Meet the author

Printers

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.