Chalk Artist Gifts

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"I'm really sorry, Mr. Thompson... it seems I got the chalk mixed up with the birdseed!"

"Amazing chalk stories all true!" "I did a child's drawing." "I was a body outline." "I was a math equation."

"Draw your own path."

I will not waste chalk

Oh, sorry, I didn

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'...Or not.'

The History Teacher

'I forgot the question.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."