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Couples' therapy

Gadget geek.

Teamwork

WHO checklist

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Nuclear energy.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'I'm going to restate what he just said - especially the part about my being a good listener.'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

Assertiveness training - man answers phone; 'Can I get back to you? How about when I'm darned good and ready?'

"He asked if we had someone on staff who knew sign language and when I said 'yes'....he fainted!"

'I'm a feminist.'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Connection

"I'm afraid the turnout wasn't as high as we'd hoped. Ten of them misheard the date, six got the time wrong, and most of the rest ended up at the wrong venue."

"Of course the spark is gone. You have Low T and I'm menopausal."

'You're listening to what you hear. I like that in a teacher.'

"We don't talk anymore…we should have done this years ago."

Makeover to take over

'What we need, Edward, are some new things to argue about.'

"Can we talk?"