Pride In Plugs Pillows

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Butterfly Woman

Gadget geek.

"He's my school project for science class."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Nuclear energy.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Toastquest!

Cat on Board.

"But first, our national anthem."

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"On the other hand, maybe my kid tells it like it is, and you're just a big sucker."

It appears that the victim was a nerd

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

'You say odd things.'

Then the mask mandate was lifted and we all had to get used to that again.

"Of course the spark is gone. You have Low T and I'm menopausal."

Connection

Gender Diversity at the Olympics

My other son is at Oxford.

Big outlet, small extension cord.

Penis Sniffing Fire Hydrant

A shameless plug!

A brag of texans