Plug-in Aficionado Pillows

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Gadget geek.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Nuclear energy.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"I couldn't find a sitter."

TV Repair 101.

'Environmentalist!'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

Like it? It's the new executive toy!

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"All that's left is to monetize it."

"Which one is better now? Left or right?"

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."

Brian meets his new coworker, and wonders if they have anything in common. (offcie worker meeting a robot)

'This 3D TV you sold me doesn't work.'