Pride In Plugs Gifts

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Butterfly Woman

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Gadget geek.

"He's my school project for science class."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Nuclear energy.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Toastquest!

Cat on Board.

"But first, our national anthem."

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"On the other hand, maybe my kid tells it like it is, and you're just a big sucker."

It appears that the victim was a nerd

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

'You say odd things.'

Then the mask mandate was lifted and we all had to get used to that again.

"Of course the spark is gone. You have Low T and I'm menopausal."

Connection

Gender Diversity at the Olympics

My other son is at Oxford.

Big outlet, small extension cord.

Penis Sniffing Fire Hydrant

"Wait - your future isn't dark and empty. I forgot to plug this thing in."

A shameless plug!

A brag of texans