Spark Plug Enthusiast Gifts

"Of course the spark is gone. You have Low T and I'm menopausal."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Gadget geek.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Nuclear energy.

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"We've made a few changes."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Solar eclipse."

'I need something to spill.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Planting Bulbs.

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

"Oh no!"

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'Environmentalist!'

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."