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"Of course the spark is gone. You have Low T and I'm menopausal."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Gadget geek.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Nuclear energy.

"We've made a few changes."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Solar eclipse."

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"Oh no!"

Planting Bulbs.

'I need something to spill.'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Environmentalist!'

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In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'I'm really low energy.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'