Chauffeur Champion Gifts

I drive, therefore I am.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Try Mediation

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Lost around a military base.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Guard dogs

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Man whistles while driving his car.

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"I'm liking it already!"

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Carpet

Exit 89. Why don't you ask for directions? You're no roads scholar!

'Go to Hell'