Chauffeur Gifts

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'Slow down a bit Jenkins - give the economy a chance to cath up.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"No, this is not the plumber. This is his chauffeur."

Limousine outside hotel, "Back a bit...now forward a bit"

"I see you've spent the last twenty years driving a cab."

Yesteryear.

Chauffeur Driven Side Car.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Try Mediation

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"

Man leaving stretch limousine rides a stretch wheel chair.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Limo Service.

Chauffeurs are holding up signs. One has a sign with binary code on it for a robot passenger.

"Wilson, I thought I told you to get the intercom fixed."

Traffic Sign

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

Drunk Cabman

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.

Successful Homing Pigeon.

'Thank you for not consumating'

'Backseat driver...'

"You said you wanted me to be happy and this makes me happy!"

'I must have made a wrong turn somewhere!'

A Magic carpet Limo.

"Please translate my comment into a hand gesture."

'I've been feeling depressed lately, James...start the engine.'

A businessman is chauffeured on a stretch scooter.

'Wake up James, we're here'

London - ?50.