Executive Chauffeur Gifts

'Where've you been all morning?' - 'On a pleasure trip. Driving the boss to the airport.'

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Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'I tried to warn you, Fred. As the economy goes, so goes the corporate culture here!'

Guard dogs

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Man whistles while driving his car.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

The sea of heartbreak.

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

Carpet

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'