Daily Chauffeur Gifts

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'You're late!'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The light is green.

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

Lady feeding birds from her car.

My Day - elevator magazine

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'