Executive Hustler Gifts

'I tried to warn you, Fred. As the economy goes, so goes the corporate culture here!'

"My stockbroker, my real estate broker and my power broker … all losers!"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Work Slave

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Engineer on the move.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Real American Dream

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Business head.

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"So, are we singing from the same hymnbook?"

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"That's a great idea, Ben. I can hardly wait to take all the credit."

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Dealmobile.

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Congratulations you have just made our one millionth request for a raise!'

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

"Hello, sir, I'm Charles Henderson, and I'm head of a successful executive search company."

'Sir, Mr. Gregg is here with the figures on the Parkinson deal, and Mr. Parkinson is here with the figures on the Gregg deal.'

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

'Since I retired as CEO, I haven't won a single game.'

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.