Chauffeur T-Shirts

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Slow down a bit Jenkins - give the economy a chance to cath up.'

"I see you've spent the last twenty years driving a cab."

"No, this is not the plumber. This is his chauffeur."

Limousine outside hotel, "Back a bit...now forward a bit"

Chauffeur Driven Side Car.

Yesteryear.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"

Try Mediation

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

Chauffeurs are holding up signs. One has a sign with binary code on it for a robot passenger.

Man leaving stretch limousine rides a stretch wheel chair.

"Wilson, I thought I told you to get the intercom fixed."

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

Traffic Sign

Limo Service.

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.

'Backseat driver...'

Expensive plumber

A businessman is chauffeured on a stretch scooter.

"Please translate my comment into a hand gesture."

"Actually, I was hoping you'd have rolled out the red carpet just a little bit sooner!"

Successful Homing Pigeon.

'I must have made a wrong turn somewhere!'

London - ?50.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

Drunk Cabman

A Host Saying Goodbye to His Guests.

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

'Sheer snobbery using a chauffeur on a bus.'

"You said you wanted me to be happy and this makes me happy!"