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'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Try Mediation

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Lost around a military base.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Guard dogs

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Man whistles while driving his car.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Back to school: The Horror,

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.