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'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The light is green.

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

Lady feeding birds from her car.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Which license do you wish to see?'

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'He's running away from home but he expects me to drive him.'