Chauffeur For Kids Pillows

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Try Mediation

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Man whistles while driving his car.

Back to school: The Horror,

Guard dogs

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park