Fur Baby Chauffeur Pillows

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bathing the dog

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Fleas Navidad.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"Pampered?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Pet Owners' Date Night

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Dog Chow Mein

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Pets on holiday.

"She never took to the leash."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'