Fur Baby Chauffeur Pillows

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bathing the dog

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Pampered?"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Pet Owners' Date Night

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Dog Chow Mein

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Pets on holiday.

"She never took to the leash."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."