Fur Baby Chef Pillows

Dog Chow Mein

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Bathing the dog

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Pampered?"

Pet Adoptions

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"He's a rescue."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"