Fur Baby Manager Pillows

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bathing the dog

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Pampered?"

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