Family Chauffeur Pillows

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Jenna just got carsick in the back seat.'

A mom taxi

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Pets on holiday.

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The light is green.

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."