Kid Chauffeur Pillows

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Bird Bathrooms

The light is green.

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

Beg here. Pay here.

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'