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"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

The Cat Spa

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"We should start wearing masks."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Cat on guitar

Self-Employment

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'