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"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The Cat Spa

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"We should start wearing masks."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

String Theory for Beginners.

Puss in Heels

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat on guitar

Self-Employment

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"