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Upper East Side Dog Park

Stretch Limo for Daschund

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Pampered?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The light is green.

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Beg here. Pay here.

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."