Luxury Pet Outing T-Shirts

Dog jumping out of limo

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Dog Jogger

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

Posh Doghouse.

'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'

Country mansion full of dogs.

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

Easy knitting project

Stretch Limo for Daschund

"If we list it now, you could be eating filet mignon every night for the rest of your life!"

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

Island visit.

Spot and Ginger know exactly whats going on... Their absence has been discovered.

The Labradoodle, 2017

Doghouse Satellite

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

Bottled Water Co.