Luxury Seekers For Pets T-Shirts

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Bubbly

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Money Bar.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Upper East Side Dog Park

The Day Dreamer.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Pampered?"

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

Dog Jogger

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

'Here is your room with a minibar.'